The other night, bored, I half watched TV and half watched my wife on Facebook. It inspired me to take up pen and produce some dreadful haikus, and in the best tradition of the Internet and blogs, I'm inflicting them on you. To draw out your pain and my evil glee, I'll deliver them one at a time.
Here's number one.
Heh. Enjoy.
Friends write on my wall.
Messages of cheer and joy
Why do they hassle me?
